Shapezoid comics text archive this archive lists al/l Shapezoid comic strpis i made irl in plain text for referenc (NOTE: all comicS (except a litle amount) are 3 panels) - - - BOOK 1 - - - #1 zorkol: hi zkwear: hi zorkol: got any plans? zkwear: yup zkwear: tofu chewing zorkol: why. #2 zorkol: nice cloud zorkol: it looks like cotton candy zorkol: if i bite it the angels might kill me and they'll stop being angels #3 zorkol: rolling down this hill is fun! zorkol (rolling down): WEEEEEEEEEEEE zkwear (scraping down the hill) SFX: JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ #4 zorkol (thinking): weird, rolling down a hill usually takes a few seconds yet skwear isn't here zorkol (thinking): i'll go up (zkwear lands on zorkol, splattering him) zkwear: sorry #5 zkwear: i'll try a haircut zorkol: ok (zkwear reaches a barbershop) zkwear: hmm (inside) zkwear: SUUP PENTAY HAIRCUTTERY pentay: WAZZUUUUUUUUUUP #6 zkwear: can i have this one? pentay: kay text: ONE HAIRCUT LATER (the floor is covered in lots of hair yet skwear still looks the same) pentay: ready (zkwear whistles happily) #7 zkwear: like it? zorkol: ooo zorkol: CAN I TOUCH IT? zkwear: sure! (zorkol touches the haircut and his hair blows out) #8 zorkol: i bought a motorbike zkwear: so cool zorkol: it has 51 different speeds zkwear: how's the fastest one like? zorkol: it goes unlearned-number-yet miles per hour #9 (zkwear is reading a book) SFX: BROOM BROOM SFX: CRASH!! (zkwear looks at zorkol, which crashed the motorbike to the panel) zorkol: oops #10 zorkol: i like grass zorkol: it feels fresh zorkol: oh, i'm stepping on a puddle #11 zorkol: i lost my socks zkwear: you use socks? zorkol: no zorkol: whose socks were those? #12 (zorkol is standing under the rain) (he pulls out an umbrella) (the rain goes around the umbrella to wet him) #13 zkwear: all those cars look really small from here zkwear (startled): WOAH! that one was huge! zkwear: i'm standing in the middle of the road, right? (cars pass behind him) #14 zkwear: how old are you? zorkol: 10 zkwear: me too zorkol: neat zkwear: that's why you desintegrated your motorbike zorkol: pssh #15 zorkol and zkwear: ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS! (zorkol gives rock, zkwear has a squared hand) zorkol: how do you do that? zkwear: family trick #16 - - the rest wil be done soon - -